Circle the answer or answer in Yes or No. Please be descriptive, if required.
How happy are you with your work life?
- Over the top, jumping up and down kind of happy
- Okay, it pays my bills
How intellectually stimulating and challenging do you find your work?
- Ah, so that’s how you spell “intellechooal”
- I find it a challenge to get up from my bed everyday and come to work. Isn’t that challenging?
- Work, what work?
- <write your other option here>
Are you happy with your manager?
Do you enjoy working with your colleagues in your team?
- Oh, I have a team?
- Yes (some of them)
- No (most of them)
- Don’t care
Would you describe yourself as having leadership aspirations?
- Don’t know
- Don’t care
If Yes, please describe what you think are the qualities you possess to be a good leader
If No, please describe why you think you do not have leadership qualities
If “Don’t know,” please describe why you think you don’t know
If “Don’t care”, do not write anything in the below space provided (and meet me while you leave work today)
What sort of a person are you?
What brand of chocolate do you like
- Do not have a preference
- I don’t like chocolate
- I prefer to keep it personal
- Anything goes
There is a balloon seller standing in front of you with 4 colors of balloons. There is a red balloon, a grey balloon, a green balloon, and a purple balloon.
If given 20 bucks to buy any two balloons, what color would you choose?
- I’d rather buy chocolate
Please elaborate the reason behind your choice.
In the Angry Birds game, whom do you most sympathize with , the birds or the pigs? Be succinct in your answer
What type of a person are you? (Please select only one option)
- Shy/ Boisterous
- Normal /Abnormal
Do you believe in ghosts? If Yes, why? If No, Why?
Did you watch the movie Paranormal Activity?
- Don’t remember
If Yes, write 250 words about the cinematographic technique used throughout the movie and compare it to Psycho
If No, watch the movie during the weekend and write 250 words about the cinematographic technique used throughout the movie and compare it to Psycho.
If you Don’t Remember, watch the movie during the weekend and write 250 words about the cinematographic technique used throughout the movie and compare it to Psycho.
What kind of a person are you? (Choose only 1 option)
Write a one-page essay on Kim Kardashian’s choice of gown at the recent Met Gala, focusing on her use of floral gloves as an accessory.
By how much do you think Kim-Jong Un is overweight?
- Not that much
- Somewhat obese
- Tipping the industrial weighing scales
- Who is he?
Are you a good team player?
- Sometimes, when I feel like it
- I’m not part of any team
Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?
- Can’t, I’m shortsighted
- Won’t, it’s personal
- Would, but won’t tell you
- Could, but won’t tell you
Please use the below space to write a 500-word essay using the word “hippopotamus” as a key mental imagery tool. Usage of the words “flamingo” and “doobedudaabedy doo” as adjectives will earn extra bonus points
Please stop writing. Thank you
Enough, that’s it.
I’m snatching away the paper now
Thank you for taking the time to fill out your personal appraisal form. Please note that this exercise is invaluable as it not only gives us an insight into the human that is you, but also helps us use one-sided sheets for a good cause.
Due to recession, there will be no salary hikes this year as well, continuing a 35-year trend.