Happy Blue Monday!:)

\frac{[W + D-d] T^Q}{M N_a}

where weather=W, debt=d, time since Christmas=T, time since failing our new year’s resolutions=Q, low motivational levels=M and the feeling of a need to take action=Na. ‘D’ is not defined in the release, nor are units.

This is the formula that was derived to prove that the third Monday of every January is the bluest of them all…

Hmm… actually, I am not feeling blue today.

Also, the whole concept of “Blue Monday” is an advertising campaign  ( to sell, I don’t know… blue socks?)

And by the way, as I was half-awake this morning,  on my way to work, I saw the following sign in bold letters on the back of an overpopulated autorickshaw straining in its seams

“We two, hours one”

Which is actually a well-meaning, yet unintentionally funny slash sleazy attempt at promoting family planning in India…

Now thinking of it, was it really unitentional?



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